Jess April

» "You guys wouldn't know what to do with The Beatrice Inn if it crawled up your nose in a $100 bill."

Gawker’s rebuttal to the British journalist who thinks New York has lost its “edge” is quite funny.

The main point of the Gawker piece is that New York’s “got better stuff than everywhere else in…

» Who You Gonna Call? Geesebuster!

Among some of the crazy things my parents have taught our dogs (growling when a person says “Gaaa,” hunting cats when my mom throws the back door open and screams “pussy cat…

» Rozie Warhol

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» "I'm no street-slang deciphering expert, but it seems like he was saying he was on the phone to a fat chick and wanted some pancakes."

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Women aren’t “real” patients, silly.

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» Follow That Bird!

In the New York Times blog “Arts Beat”, Big Bird, from the Sesame Street fame, responds to questions from his loyal fans.

I think my favorite part is when they address the “rumors” that…

One of my favorite Michael Showalter videos of all time.

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Zach Gailifianakis interviews indie rocker Michael Showalter

» "The Poison Pill"

I was excited to hear that the US House passed the Health Care Reform Bill last week. I was disappointed, however, when I read about the Stupak Amendment (which Rachel Maddow lovingly refers to as…

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Not a Yankees fan, but I “get it” and I love the rest of the copy.

» Life Shouldn't Be What Happens When You're Waiting For a Table

Today in the New York Times, Bruce Buschel wrote the first installment of his post, “100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do.” Having worked as a waitress for many years, I’m just about…